If the election was held today, California would earn 28 votes. Ohio, consistently viewed as an electorate bell weather, pales in comparison, with only 9. Since this writer lives in Columbus, home of the Ohio State Buckeyes, it’s no surprise I feel elation that Michigan, referred to in Columbus as “The State Up North,” rings in with only three.

Be that as it may, these statistics are not related to the presidential election. Instead, they refer to the number of licensed lawyers in those states whose last name is “Judge.”